23 November, 2010

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today...


As 2010 comes to a close, a year in which I obtained three other very important certifications in the field of education and licensure, I felt it necessary to add one more title to my already impressive list of credentials: Ordained Minister. November 14, in the year of our Lord / Lords / lack of Lord(s), 5771 (Jewish calendar) / 2010 (Roman Catholic), marks the day I became an official ordained minister by way of the Universal Life Church Monastery.

If I had to guess, I would bet that you are wondering how I found the time to go through the rigors of becoming an ordained minister. Well, my friends, all I can say is that when I'm passionate enough about something I go headlong into it, full bore. I'm so passionate and dedicated to this field of study that while writing this blog post I became ordained again! See? This time I studied at the prestigious Open Ministry.


My intent isn't to come off as a braggart, my dear friends. Truthfully, I only want to rub your nose in my awesomeness a little. Maybe something close to 7%-10%. The remainder of my intent is to inspire you to achieve greatness, too. (Also, I'd like to marry a couple. I think that would be a great deal of fun.) So, go out there and make your dreams come true. Anything is possible, my flock, because we are all Children of the Universe.

08 November, 2010

Do the [De]Evolution

No matter to what extent that you agree with Darwin and his Theory of Evolution, to say that no such thing exists, even in a much more limited sense, is foolish. In other words, believing all life on this planet is as it was on the day of its creation is extremely myopic. That isn't to say that one must accept the notion that all life originated from a single celled organism which eventually lead to much more complex species. It is in this vein that I offer a theory that just as a creature can evolve to be more advanced and genetically stronger, the obverse is also possible.

In the Theory of Evolution, "survival of the fittest" is a phrase used to describe how a species passes on only the most useful of genetic information in order to advance future generations of the same species. Those members who posses inferior or weaker genetic traits, such as being slower, weaker in strength and immunity, less inventive, even less colorful or coordinated, either aren't chosen as mates or don't survive long enough to mate, thus not passing along their genetic make up. This effectively strengthens the available genes and in turn, strengthens the species. There is a downside to this, potentially. When a species advances so far beyond its surroundings, it eventually winds up at the top of the food chain in its ecosystem, or in the case of humans, at the top of the food chain all together. Due to the lack of predators and the increase in available food and safety, the idea of survival of the fittest no longer applies to man. Rather, "procreation for all" seems to be a better fit for our current situation. As a result, we have an endless supply of dummy-dunces who are perfect reality TV cast members.

This decline in genetic greatness is brilliantly portrayed in "Idiocracy". On the surface, the movie is a comedy. Look a little deeper and you can see the foreshadowing of a tragedy. Listen to people speak. Read the emails and texts you send and receive. Look around at the marquee signs as you drive through town. Can you see any evidence that we are, as a generation, becoming a little dim? The reduction of brainpower is gaining speed at an alarming rate. But, it doesn't have to.

Now, I don't mean to take a clandestine tone or berate the populous for not caring about the English language as much as I do, nor do I want to give anyone the impression that I am more important/vital/learned, etc...than anyone else. What I would like my point to be is a call to arms, so to speak. Let us not continue on this decline in intellectualism. Let's all read something, write something, create, discuss something. Anything.
                                                           There is still time to right the ship.