Front-Tucked Shirts
The people who purposely don this atrocious and moronic guise of fraternity have no clue that tucking in their shirt only in the front is the fashion equivalent of the mullet: business in the front; party in the back. Are they trying to show off their plain brown or black belt with silver buckle, most likely purchased at The Buckle? Or is it the jewel-encrusted skull and crossbones buckle that doubles as a flask / lighter / bottle-opener that is meant to be the focus of attention? God forbid the buckle is a digital scrolling marquee! Let me let you in on a little secret, front-tuckers. You look like an idiot and no one cares about your belt.
How all of this started, I have no clue. But I do know that it dies with 2010.
2010 response: "Are you really that lazy?", "Did you forget about the
rest of your shirt?", or I would just untuck the tucked-in portion of the shirt.
2011 response: Pity.